FUCK YEAH BOYFRIENDS!

See, I was completely serious when I said I had only one comment about Winklevi here. You thought I was joking, didn’t you? Well I don’t joke about Armie fucking Hammer.

-t

She’s right. She doesn’t joke about Armie Fucking Hammer. And she literally quotes, “I’m 6’5”, 220, and there’s two of me!” every time she says his name. Every. Single. Time.

-p

Armie Hammer! “I’m 6’5”, 220, and there’s two of me!” (For real, I can’t stop. It’s like a form of Tourette’s.)

-t

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I have but one thing to say about Armie Hammer (or 652202, or Winklevi): “I’m 6’5”, 220, and there’s 2 of me!”

-t

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t will say he’s too “fat.” But I’ll just say that I wouldn’t have thought him capable of such a body back when he was a short, scrawny, skinny Mouseketeer. Well done, sir! Well freaking done!

-p

In my defense (because, really, p is right about my opinion), he does look a bit … thick. It’s muscle, granted, but it’s thick.

-t

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THIS SCARF IS KILLING ME.

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Damon “Crazy Eyes” Salvatore.

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We’ve seen Dashboard live six times. Right? L.A., Nashville, Austin, and three times in Orlando? He only gets better with age, but it’s been almost two years since our last show. What’s up with that, Chris Carrabba? What are you waiting for? Me to suggest you pull a Motion City and play all of your albums over the course of two nights? Because’s now that I think about it that’s exactly what I want you to do!

-p

If you ever, ever have the chance to attend a Dashboard concert, you definitely should.  After you brush up on the lyrics of every song, of course.  It’s seriously one of the most cathartic events you will ever be a part of.

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His sleeves are gloriously hot.

-t

I respect and appreciate the sleeves, but I can’t look at this picture without mentioning the perfection of his profile. And I can say this because I’m currently 1,500 miles away from t.

-p

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Dashboard seems to be the only one of my bfs that can grow proper facial hair.  And it looks damn sexy.

-t

He’s Italian. What’d you expect?

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Chris Carrabba.  What the fuck can I say about Dashboard Confessional himself?  It was 2001 when I first heard the voice of Chris Carrabba, sometimes simply referred to as Dashboard, from the speakers of my friend’s car.  It was The Brilliant Dance.  And it was beautiful.  Then came This Bitter Pill and I nearly cried at the aching voice penetrating my ear drums.  The heartfelt songs, the sweetly anguished vocals, the brutally honest words seeped into my pores on that car ride and from that moment on, Dashboard Confessional was the soundtrack of my life.  It changed my world, and even though that sounds cliche and trite, truer words could never describe this man more perfectly.  

-t

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